What do you think of my nickname for Gov. Sarah Palin? Too ridiculous? OK, I’ll just go with SPalin (SPAY-lin).

You see, I’m just trying to make it easier for the tabloids. All that copy.

FACTS:

McCain trashes Obama by saying that he is a “celebrity“. Just another vapid whore trying to use fame, charisma and, *gasp*, oratorical skills to swindle America while McCain claims that SPalin is different and better.

The McCain team lies and distorts Sarah’s phony political role yet even Karl Rove says she is a flash in the pan.

First off, I’d like to clear something up: what is wrong with pointing out that she is attractive? That fact of life, like the Clintons’ functional sham-marriage, is not sexist, it’s just effective.

She’s basically just a sexy woman and, lest we forget, ex-beauty queen, TV sports announcer and the current Commander-In-Closeness-To-Russia of the Alaskan National Guard. Yet her star status is not portrayed in the same derogatory way as Obama! (Another example of how the “liberal media bias” is just another contradictory lie by the actual right-wing media bias. The fact is, the administration is so far to the right at the moment, that the slightest hint of objectivity can be lambasted as “liberally biased” if it is exposes the holes in our government. Get it?)

By the way, the last time I checked, the word “liberal” feels like it comes from “liberty.” But what matters the meaning of mere words? If freedom is not important to you then I can understand why you would hate these people. But if you subscribe to “conservative” thought, do you think we should keep doing what we are doing?

Take away SPalin’s hockey-mom attack-dog in lipstick persona, and you cannot reasonably believe that she has any experience or anything to offer but a pretty face and good ol’ girl charisma with which to stand by McCain’s side.

Wow, it really is like a bad Disney movie.

People say that McCain’s choice of Palin is “smart,” but musn’t they mean only from a Machiavellian standpoint? Such ideas and ways of doing politics is what got our country into the mess that it’s now.

She is portrayed as being more experienced, able, ready and in tune with the people than Obama, when in fact she is everything the McCain camp has claimed about Obama, if not more so.

As a matter of fact, the McCain campaign has done nothing it seems but repackage Obama’s ideas (change, fighting “special interests”, etc) and claim them for themselves, even though, despite his “Maverick” status, McCain is a direct heir to our current Prezidizzle.